These new sites have the information you need to get into the Real Estate Business,
Learn to throw top notch Parties, and Grow the perfect roses. This is very good and sound
information that everyone needs.
Site 1 Real Estate
Site2 How to Party like a pro
Site 3 Roses you can enjoy
Look at these sites and others listed on this blog and get the info you can use.
Monday, February 26, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
The Older Generation
I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists.(You can't be older than 35 to join the military.)
They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?"
An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink.
The average old guy, on the other hand,has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer, and a jaunt through the desert heat with a beer and an M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly. (Note there are 24 hours in a day and 24 bottles in a case...another convenient way tomeasure time!)
An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 am. Old guys always get up early to pee. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them.
In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food.
We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We like them almost better than naps.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however.
I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
I can hear theDrill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... ER ... One."
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to carry on a conversation, and to wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and his shorts sticking out.
He's hasn't figured out that a pierced tongue catches food particles, and that a 400-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda can rupture an eardrum, and that a baseball cap has a brim to shade eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes.
They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?"
An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink.
The average old guy, on the other hand,has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer, and a jaunt through the desert heat with a beer and an M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly. (Note there are 24 hours in a day and 24 bottles in a case...another convenient way tomeasure time!)
An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 am. Old guys always get up early to pee. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them.
In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food.
We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We like them almost better than naps.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however.
I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
I can hear theDrill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... ER ... One."
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to carry on a conversation, and to wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and his shorts sticking out.
He's hasn't figured out that a pierced tongue catches food particles, and that a 400-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda can rupture an eardrum, and that a baseball cap has a brim to shade eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes.
Monday, February 19, 2007
This is an awesome video!
Can there be any doubt about how our founding fathers and leaders through the generations have felt about God's place in America? Just double click on the video link below!
http://www.interviewwithgod.com/patriotic/highband.htm
http://www.interviewwithgod.com/patriotic/highband.htm
Saturday, February 17, 2007
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
New Niche Sites
These sites are for you folks looking to get in a certain category of business, Niche or special
areas to market your products.
Do you have a great idea for throwing a party.
How about a new or differant way to grow Roses
Want to learn more about Real Estate?
Check these sites out,you'll be glad you did.
areas to market your products.
Do you have a great idea for throwing a party.
How about a new or differant way to grow Roses
Want to learn more about Real Estate?
Check these sites out,you'll be glad you did.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Affiliate sites to check out.
Get some free TV channels on your PC
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http://www.lyngsat.com/freetv/United-States.shtml
and also get free info pack from:
http://www.chuckharder.com/Free%20To%20Air%20TV.htm
Some ebooks you can make money on
Bizzy Days
Self Growth
Making Money
Ads
Simple Clicks
Traffic
Email Promos
Unlimited Income
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